Treknobabble

The crew finds an entire civilization in suspended animation, their attempt to survive a natural disaster. Unfortunately, the computer never woke them up because the program designed to engage them has malfunctioned, and is now holding the people hostage in the form of (sigh) an insane clown. I wish I were making this up, but I am not. Easily one of Voyager's worst, we reviewed it so you don't have to.

The crew finds a member of the Q Continuum trapped in a comet. His crime was wishing to shed his immortality and die. The Q we know and love appears, surprsingly in the role of defending the status quo of the Q, and demanding the other Q be returned to confinement. He appeals to Janeway for asylum and she is now duty bound to at least consider his proposition.

Tom Paris turns into a lizard, kidnaps Captain Janeway, and mates with her.

Oh...right...all that happened apparently becuase they figured out a way to go Warp 10. But honestly, if that's where it's going, does it matter how they got there?

The crew find an Ocampan colony and with it, the other Caretaker. Kes begins to learn more about these people and here mental skills blossom, but at what risk?

Harry wakes up in San Francisco, next to his girlfriend Libby. He doesn't know how he got here. As far as anyone can tell him, he was never on Voyager, and he has a budding career designing the next generation of runabouts. He tries to piece together how he got here, but even if he finds a way back, could he leave this life behind?

The crew finds an antique pickup truck floating in space. The trail leads them to a hibernation chamber filled with people who all went missing in the same year, 1937...including one Amelia Earhart.

The Borg have returned with a new tactic. They go back in time and attempt to prevent humanity's first warp trip, thus preventing first contact with the Vulcans, a pivotal event in human and Federation history. Picard must lead the newly commissioned Enterprise-E and his crew to the past to save history, while also battling the demons that the Borg's reappearance have summoned.

Odo begins to suffer a destablizing illness. Realizing the only answer may lie with his people, he returns home. It turns out that the Founders did this on purpose to force Odo home to face judgment for killing a fellow Changeling.

The Defiant returns to the station to discover a renegade band of Jem'Hadar have attacked the station. The Defiant goes to the Gamma Quadrant to hunt them down and finds a disabled Jem'Hadar fighter, also a victim of these renegades. Their Vorta, Weyoun, does something completely unexpected and asks for help to stop them. The renegade Jem'Hadar have found an Iconian gateway and if they can learn to use it, would be an unstobbable force. Now the Federation and Dominion must work together to stop them.

Punished for a crime he did not commit, Chief O'Brien has the memory of multiple decades of incarceration in just a few moments in the real word. Now, he must learn to readapt to his normal life, even though to him, he's been gone for decades. Poor O'Brien. This is what you get for being the affable everyman on the cast.